A R C H I V E    

Alexander Hennessy
We've upscaled the Brandy Alexander with a bit of a frappe

(drink to tune "Alexander's Ragtime"... uh, nevermind)

Classic Bond Martini
serve with Bond girl

(drink to tune of "Bond Theme ")

Cuervo Sunrise
'rise and shine

(drink to tune of "Tequila Sunrise ")

Elvis Black Velvet
"it'll bring you to your knees"

(drink to tune of "Black Velvet )

Pina Colada
if you like getting caught in the rain

(drink to tune of "Pina Colada Song ")

Sazerac Gone Wild
with Wild Turkey

(drink to tune of "Born To Be Wild ")

    P O U R I N G     S O O N    

Hennessy Sombrero
serve jilled

(drink to tune of "Mexican Hat Dance ")

Hennessy Stinger
watch your tail

(drink to tune of "Flight Of The Bumblebee ")


Tom And Jerry
beat it

(drink to tune of "Beat It ")

Hurricane Yo
It will rock you like a Hurricane before you go insane. So get ready for a Big Blow

(drink to tune of "4 O'clock Somewhere ")

Alabama Slammer
just like mama used to slam down

(drink to tune of "Sweet Home Alabama")

Sake
I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.

(drink to tune of "I'm Turning Japanese")

Zombie
drink and obey

(drink to tune of "Zombie Jamboree")


 





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